I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my name
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close, gonna let you see
Everything but remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear
The things in my brain and my heart, well, you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word 'Dude'
As a noun
Or an adverb or an adjective
I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close, gonna let you see
Everything but remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear
The things in my brain and my heart, well, you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
So if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close, gonna let you see
Everything but remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear
The things in my brain and my heart, well, you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me
Introducing me

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