When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine
So I called reception but to no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
It went bang, I said, Shut up
It went bang, I said, Rap up
Well, I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the pile driver man drove me berserk
He said, Captain, I said, Wot?
He said, Captain, I said, Wot?
He said, Captain, I said, Wot?
He said, Captain, I said, Wot do you want?
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay
I been to the east, I been to the west
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed
Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said, Astand aside cause Im feelin mean
I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad
'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad
He said, Captain, I said, Wot?
He said, Captain, I said, Wot?

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