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Donât go surfing in the English surf
Itâs cold and itâs dirty and the beach is worse
Thereâs glass in the sand and the ice cream man is cursed
Donât go walking in the summer sun
Without a sun cream factor of a Hundred and One
The burns and the boils are gonna try and spoil your fun
Come out in the sunshine
Itâs gonna rain sometime
It wonât get better but it might never get worse
Donât try this verse if youâre sat at home
And get permission first before you use the phone
Keep your eyes on your purse if youâre shopping on your own
And donât get caught with your trousers down
If youâre under eighteen on the underground
When the boy of your dreams in the cut-down jeans comes round
Bring him out in the sunshine
Itâs gonna rain sometime
It wonât get better but it might never get worse
Caffeine is a drug
Tobacco is a drug
Microwave ovens
Will put toxins in your grub
And if your grub is fried
Thatâs a Heart Attack Plus
Or you could step outside
And get run over by a bus
In the sunshine
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