ZACK
Bet this really takes you back.
I could never find yours, Zack.
Excuse me!
What the hell is that?
It's a piñata, Matt.
Put it there instead.
Wouldn't want to hit your head.
I wrote a song for us to sing.
They'll be here any minute.
I need tape.
Got cups?
A plate?
When I go like this, we'll begin it!
RORY, NADIA & KYRA
Happy birthday Ivy, you are the special birthday bitch!
We go you some Vagisil to help clear up that nasty itch!
That's pretty, Nadia.
She'll love that!
Towels, stat!
She's gonna die!
If we should be so lucky.
Be nice.
Mary Jane made some brownies. They're dope!
My favorite!
Mine too!
Oooh! Spacecakes!
Cool! Who made these?
Does he know?
Please.
Know what?
I need a cup.
I may have to crash here tonight there's no way I'm gonna make it home.
What the hell, the bed's still warm, 'cause Ivy never sleeps alone.
Same old gift from different givers; throw the dog another bone!
Time to go.
Sorry, bro.
Are those her panties?
Yes, indeed!
Guess who's horny?
Agreed!
Open shop, take all you need!
I would wear three.
Maybe I'm not being clear…
They're here!
Quiet!
These are so good!
Sing out, Louise!
Guys, where are all the cups?
Shut up!
Happy birthday Ivy, you're the ugliest of all,
You are the worst and most perverse to roam Cecilia's hallowed halls!
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick,
He poked her in a toaster and the pair produced a pig,
Whose brain is awfully tiny and whose ass is awfully big,
Happy birthday bitch! Happy birthday bitch!
Happy birthday Ivy, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Then they took that little bitch and they fucked her in the ass...
Sorry.
Happy Birthday!
Matt planned the party!
Some of it.
Thank you, this is very sweet.
She's loaded, what happened to her?
You told me to ‘keep her busy'.
You don't wanna play?
Nah…why are you so happy?
I wish your piñata were that big!
You do know those are pot brownies?
'want to go back to the rave
The two of us dancing together
Out there in the open
So then what's stopping us now?
I hear our song on the radio
And I don't care who knows
Lower your voice…
What is wrong with you?
I think we're missing so much
Jason, I wish I could shout it,
Shout how much I love you!
Hey, you any good with a stick?
What have you heard?
Come help me.
Sure… give me one sec'.
Don't go.
Peter, stop!
God, but the rave–
–Was different.
We don't live in a rave.
Look, you have to stop acting like this…
Like what?
Your boyfriend?

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