Cast Recording plain jane fat ass

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IVY
Hey Romeo, you coming?
In a sec
Congratulations Romeo
Dad will be excited
Yeah looking forward to that conversation
Now, dont forget that behind every great man is a dim witted sister who just wants to be fed
Nurse! Who knew?! I thought for sure i'd get peasant number 8! Or jelly spinsters number 3
I know you have more confidence in your acting than that!
Oh i do!
I know a girl full of confidence.
Yes, whenever she's full, she's a confident girl.
She'll have your piece of pie-
Then inhale another ten
There's a thin girl inside her with twelve of her friends.
Hips that could bear you a buffalo
Longhorn?
Ass thats so vast I could block out the sun
You know that you're insane
I'm a caution for the vain.
Mothers say 'Well, dear there's fat, then there's Jane.'
Plain Jane fat ass
Guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole
Plane Jane fat ass
Keeping society so ill at ease and loving her role.
Why are you so hard on yourself?
Why are you such an over achiever?
NADIA|JASON
Mom | Dad
Nadia, it's just that I know you'd be happier-
Okay, kiddo- I didn't spend thousand of dollars on private golf lessons
so you could quit the team sophomore year.
It's mind over matter-
If you keep your mind focused-
We just want you to be happy...
To make us happy...
But why can't the fat girl play Juliet?
It's the plumpest of roles, so then why not pick me?
It's just a stupid show
Says the dashing Romeo
Well, I've played a servant four years in a row.
But I'll have the last laugh- you bet your ass.
Hurt me? You can't- I have mounds of thick skin.
Beating high school doesn't last, and someday, I have a hunch
That I'll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch.
Plain Jane fat ass
Hungry for love, she's a sesitive soul
Plain Jane fat ass
Keeping society so ill at ease and loving her role.

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