What would your daddy say if he saw your boyfriend
standing out on your driveway with a helmet?
Leather jacket with a special pocket for his cigarettes.
He lights one up.
What would your mama say if she saw your best friend
wearing skanky tops you know she bought secondhand?
Try to get the boys lining for up for her attention,
but no one cares.
What would your daddy say if he had the shelf fixed,
and found your secret stash and both your bongs in the process?
Forget about the party Friday, never seen him this pissed.
You're fucked, fucked, fucked.

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