Hey Morty*, it's Kanye's birthday today Morty
(Huh?)
You know what that means
(Aw gee Rick don't please)
Come on Morty we've got somewhere to be right now
(Aw gee)
Kanye's birthday Morty
It only happens once every seven years Morty
Crawling through the window right now
It's Kanye's birthday time
(I don't think we should be in here Rick)
Crawling out across the floor
Towards his bed
He's got nice sheets
(Wh- wh- where's Kim at? Isn't she supposed to be here?)
Crawling up the sheets, under the sheets with Kanye
I'm getting close and cuddly now
(Man it's like the Four Seasons in here)
It's Kanye's birthday time
It's a birthday day for Kanye
As I cuddle him in his sheets
(Rick? Rick?)
(Rick?)
(What are you doing under there?)
(I don't think this is OK)
(Someone's gonna come in here Rick)
(Jesus!)
(Rick, what are you doing under there?)
(What's all those noises?)
Kanye!
(What's going on?)
Not awake, he's still asleep
And I'm gonna give him a kiss on his forehead
(Geez)
He's sexy and buff
And he's nice
I'm gonna write my name in pen on his leg
(Aw I hope he doesn't wake up)
As a human being he's my friend
As a human body he's a pillow
He's my friend, it's his birthday
(Jesus Christ)
It's Kanye's birthday today
Great news for me
Take a lock of his hair, Morty
Here take this, I'm gonna make some clones of him later
(Yes I got it)
I'm gonna make some Kanye clones
Gonna fill a room with them
Amazing music will come out of that room
Oh look Morty, Morty
He's dreaming! He's having a little dream, Morty!
Look at his toes wiggle!
(Yeah I see it)
Oh it's beautiful
He's a beautiful human being
Happy birthday Kanye
Jesus christ Rick
There's a bucket of bones over there in the corner of the room
Yeah you're right Morty we better get going
Kanye I love you, mwah
See you later
Morty, grab grab all those sneakers
(These ones?)
Yeah they're worth a bunch of money
Just grab 'em we gotta go
Hurry up let's get the fuck outta here.
Happy birthday Kanye

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