it appears we have a bat problem
this is a job for Superman
capes are for heroes that fly
you mad
it's too bad you're just wearing an extra long durag
your bat shit crazy
you're a wack job
ring the bell for Alfred to bring you a towel jack off
and take that stupid mask off
no need to masquerade
we all know what you did with all of them robins in your bat cave
i am a god
you are steriod abusive whore
i defeated zod
you got beat by a lucidor
you and the commissioner yeah
not natural
when he wants a booty call he just flashes the bat signal
and who the hell let you join the justice league
this is a team of super heroes
just us leave
Batman
run dorothy
you ain't in kansas no more
i'll beat your ass and pay jimmy olsen
to leak the photos
i'll break your jaw with brass knuckles made it kryptonite
crack your knee caps
you'll be walking line a creep tonite
when you hear the name bat man you go insane
popping out this grapling hooks
and lasso luis lane
your girl told me i do all the things you couldn't
she told me last night you were faster than a speeding bullet
just accept it
you probably need some xtenze
you got that icy cold breath and still need a breath mint
you re In the square with me
how could you dare to be
an about to make this kryptonian bow down and swear to me
Super man
billionaire
when i see you i am robin you
don't move mr freeze or am popping you
and yeah i hate bat girl
she know am mad hatter
a riddler with dead shots
until her back splatters
bruce you 'll get sent to the ER
if you try me
then i'll fly to your room
and put poison in your iv
my heat vision got you looking like a carlifonia raisin
am a beast boy got the whole crowd raven
BATMAN
what's the alien panic
you need to take a xanax
strangle you with your own cape
and hang you from the daily planet
gotham will tropple metropolis
tride and true
look up in the sky
is it a bird, a plane or a douche
your secret identity is a pair of lense crafters, red underware and boots
that suits a disaster
carl el just caught the L
you're in trouble fool
i'll reach in my utility belt
and pull out the W

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