Going on a date
I really can't be late
Gonna get some flowers
After I get some food
Ooohhhhhh
Eating At McDonalds
God I really needed that
But I'm already late oh crap
Need to come up with an excuse
After I get more food
Ooohhhhhh
Now I'm eating at Wendy's
I'm 15 minutes late
She's really gonna hate me
I better call her now
Oh look a bakery
Ooohhhhh
Yummy yummy cupcakes
This really isn't good
I need to get her a gift
Oh perfect I can get one right here!
At the Home Depot tryin' to get some wood
Th-th thirty minutes late
My chances aren't great
We'll go wherever she wants
After I fight in this battle
Fighting fighting in the battle
Blowing peoples heads off
I'm putting my foot down right now
I need to look at these puppies before I go on my date
Forty minutes late
Oooohhhhh lemonade!
No more pit stops I gotta make it over
Back to fighting in the battle
Molotov cocktails for everyone!
I'm putting the key in!
After I get some rest
Gonna step on the gas
After I buy my snuggie
Total concentration
Icecream
I'm almost there
More cupcakes
Now I'm at her house!!
Ooooohhh Charlie Puth you dumb ass
You showed up 3 hours late
She couldn't wait anymore
Charlie the dumbass slept through his alarm
And went to an office party he doesn't even work at an office

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