Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kinda see my business
But I'll act like I don't know
I got a condom
And a flask
I stole my older brother's Jason mask
And I don't have a machete
But a loaf of bread will do
(spoken)
Who's ready for my Halloween party?!
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like Sup?
Yo man, sup?!
Let's catch up, let's smoke up
Look at how many drinks I've downed
Every single song's like Whup, they're all Whup!
We're like Yup! Turn it up!
As we stumble to the sound
‘Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it's alright
‘Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight
It's Halloween
It's Halloween
(spoken)
Jeremy!
I was afraid you weren't coming
Did you get my messages?
(spoken)
Play it off
(spoken)
Am I late? I didn't even realize
(spoken)
What do you think of my costume?
I figured, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog
(spoken)
Uh, it's
(spoken)
Vague compliment
(spoken)
...original
I mean, amazing
Seriously
I can't believe I'm with a girl who looks like you
(spoken)
You need a drink
Crank the bass, it's Halloween
Break a vase, it's Halloween
Jello shots! It's Halloween
Liver spots from Halloween
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like Sup? Yo man, sup?!
Let's catch up, let's smoke up
Look at how many drinks I've downed
Every single song's like Whup, they're all Whup!
We're like Yup! Turn it up!
As we stumble to the sound
‘Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it's alright
‘Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight
It's Halloween
It's Halloween

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