Chordettes
30 years ago
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Chordettes
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30 Years Ago
About thirty years ago
I was petrified
I needed to go toilet
so i opened my bum up wide
Later i picked up my wife
and started stabbin' her with my knife
But she wasn't much of a fight
Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.
Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired!
Next job i got was at the reject shop
Only got paid a month
it wasn't much oh well.
That was 30 years ago.
To be continued..
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