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You ain't porter
Sheâs a little bit fuller
Yeah? Well youâre a whole lot shorter
Letâs dance all night and fill the juke box full a quarters
Coz you ain't Dolly
No and you ain't porter
I noticed you right of the back in them cowboy boots
Who couldnât help but see you in that rhinestone suit
Well thatâs coz Iâm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might
But hey now donât you worry cowboy coz Iâll get your through
Weâll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
Coz you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
Sheâs a little bit fuller
Oh sweetheart youâre a whole lot shorter
Letâs drink all night and fill the juke box full a quarters
Coz you ain't Dolly
No and you ain't Porter
Youâll probably see me country singing on the voice some day
Yeah and Iâm the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey
Why donât you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Baby that sounds tempting but I just canât stay
Oh oh we won first prize cowboy letâs just split the dough
Honey I will always love you but weâll never know
Coz you ain't Dolly
Babe you ain't no Porter
Sheâs a little bit fuller
And youâre a damn sight shorter
We danced all night and filled the juke box full a quarters
Coz you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
You ainât Dolly
No and you ainât Porter
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