WJ Clinton:
I am William Jefferson Clinton, and this is my story!
Billy Clinton:
And mine!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
And mine!
We're living her in the 90s.
(The 90s!)
We're taste and tacky combined.
(I look good!)
We run round wearing our Nikes.
(Just do it!)
And started getting online.
-A.O.L. DIAL UP-
(Spoken)
You've got mail!
I just love wearing my scrunchie.
You go girl!
Man #2:
We all watch Baywatch with Mitch and the crew.
We hear all over the country
(The same thing)
that our life living here in '92 is:
AWFUL!
We're in recession!
AWFUL!
Woman #2:
I've got depression.
AWFUL!
But it could be that '93 is:
AWESOME!
A new direction.
AWESOME!
In this election.
AWESOME!
We're on the quest to find the candidate that's best!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
(Spoken)
What? Aw!
Woman #2:
(Sung)
The country now is divided.
Man #2:
(Spoken)
No we're not.
Yes, we are!
(Sung)
Cause those Republicans are thithy rats
Man #2:
That seems a little one sided.
You assholes!
Man #2:
Cause we all know that you Democrats are:
of Democrats:
AWESOME!
We're so PC. We're:
of Republicans:
AWFUL!
Go hug a tree! We're awesome Republicans, we love our guns!
Chours of Democrats:
AWFUL!
They're super rich! They're:
of Republicans:
AWESOME! We're super rich! We're
of Democrats:
AWFUL!
WJ Clinton:
You scream and fight, but who can help you make things right?
(Spoken)
I CAN!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
(Sung)
Oh, when your husband's split in two, you have to be the crazy glue. But I still love him through and through. And they love him too.
of Republican:
He is AWFUL!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
But charismatic!
of Republicans:
HE'S AWFUL!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
Though problematic.
of Republicans:
HE'S AWFUL! Yes, we can see this S.O.B. is:
of Democrats:
AWESOME!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
He's so humane!
of Democrats:
HE'S AWESOME!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
He feels your pain!
of Democrats:
HE'S AWESOME!
WJ Clinton:
Yes! I agree! So vote for me! I know you're scared of debt attacks, but from now on you can relax. You know that I will have your backs!
Billy Clinton:
And I play the sax!
He plays the sax!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
(Spoken)
The winner of the 1992 presidental election is:
CLINTON!
CLINTON!
WJ Clinton:
I William Jefferson...
CLINTON!
Billy Clinton:
And I William Jefferson...
CLINTON!
Hillary Rodham Clinton:
And I Hillary Rodham...
CLINTON!
WJ Clinton:
Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of The Untied States.
of Republicans:
He's awful! He's smoking pot!
of Democrats:
He's Awesome! He's smoking hot!
of Republicans:
She's akward!
And standing here, it's crystal clear! He's:
of Republicans:
AWFUL! He's such a cheat!
of Democrats:
He's Awesome! He's super sweet!
She's akward. Yes we can see, that he and she are:
AWFUL!
AWESOME!
AKWARD!
AWFUL!
AWESOME!
AKWARD!
AAAAA-FUUULLL! SOOOMMEE! KWARD!
AWFULSOMEKWARD!

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