I'm fundamentally evil
A disgusting person
I pluck the wings from flies
I talk rudely into children's ears
My outfit is always impeccable
And the underwear is leather
If you know the real evil
I've done it
That's why I'm evil
My hands are cunning
Under your skirt or in your pocket
You can challenge to a duel
I'll get your second-in-command drunk
And when you take it to court
I'll bribe everyone without blurting out
I'm always right
I'm always ahead of the curve
That's why I'm bad

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