When Jason was at the table, I kept seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night, and
I don't know if it's a booty call or not.
So, like, what do you think?
Do you think that girl is pretty? How did that girl even get in here? did you see her? She's SO short and her dress is SO tacky.
Who wears Cheetah...
It's not even Summer, so why is the DJ playing 'Summertime Sadness?'
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one.
But first, lemme take a selfie.
Lemme take a selfie.
can you help me pick a filter?

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