It's a God-awful small affair
to the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling no
and her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
and now she wanders through her sunken dreams
to the seats with the clearest view
and she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
for she's seen it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
as they ask her to focus on
sailors fighting on the dance floor
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the bestselling show
Is there life on Mars?
It's on America's tortured brow
that Mickey Mouse has grown up the cow
And now the workers have struck for fame
'cause Lennons on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
to my mother my dog and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'cause I've wrote it ten times or more
I'ts about to be writ again
as I ask you to focus on
sailors fighting in the dance floor
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the bestselling show
Is there life on Mars?

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