I've got some safety tips that you ought to know
And trust me it's something that you want to hear
So honey zip you're lips and enjoy the show
Before we move into the stratosphere
So won't you buckle seatbelt
Put it on tight
And keep you're oh in that chair till we turn off that light
Turn you're electrical devices off as fast as you can
And whatever you do don't make me ask you again
So tonight get ready to fly
Cause we're gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you want to be
Fly away with me
Fly away with me yeh
For the point zero zero one percent of you that has never operated a seatbelt before
Really
I mean it works like this
Insert the metal end into the buckle until it clicks
And pull on the loose end to tighten
Making sure it fits low and tight across you're lap
There you go
To open lift on the the top of the buckle
Now remember seatbelts should be fastened whenever you're seated
Just in case of unexpected turbulence or weather conditions
Personal electronic devices should be properly stoed during taxi take off and landing
Laptops should be placed inside carry ons or under the seat
Not in setback pockets or loose on the seat next to you
Nice try

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