They want to put alligators in our apartments
Big snakes to play with the kids in the backyard
Basketball players to beat us up and just when you think that you've had enough
They break our legs and then run away, pack their bags and then ask to stay
And just when you think that it can't get worse
They chop down the trees and you kick them out
They fight and they scream, and their voices seem like samurai swords cutting through paper walls
They shoot their guns down through the floor, once not enough so they shoot some more
They throw their cigarettes in the flowers, three days later it starts a fire
They track us down when we go to church and it feels like they rule our universe
They want to put alligators in our apartments
Big snakes to play with the kids in the backyard
Basketball players to beat us up and just when you think that you've had enough
They break our legs and then run away, pack their bags and then ask to stay
And just when you think that it can't get worse
They chop down the trees and you kick them out
They like to get naked when they're alone and stand in the doorway when you get home
They scream and convulse in the parking lot and then they take up two parking spots
They all like to call us on Christmas Day, the one day we want them to stay away
They wake us up at 3 AM, because somebody kicked their front door in
But you can't kick them out when they're selling drugs
Cause they say they know karate and their daddy owns the place
They want to put alligators in our apartments
Big snakes to play with the kids in the backyard
Basketball players to beat us up and just when you think that you've had enough
They break our legs and then run away, pack their bags and then ask to stay
And just when you think that it can't get worse
They chop down the trees and you kick them out

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