Wilbur: Styles keep a changing
The worlds rearranging
But Edna
Your timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter
A beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free
Youre like a stinky old cheese babe
Just getting riper with age
Youre like a fatal disease babe
But theres no cure so let this fever rage
Some folkes cant stand it
Say time is a bandit
But i take the opposite view
Cause when i need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you
A twist or a waltz
Its all the same shmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
Youll never be old hat
Thats that
Your timeless to me
Edna: Fads keep a fading
Castros invading
But Wilbur your timeless to me
Hairdoos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say im chic as can be
Youre like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage theyll never forget
So pour me a teeny weeny tripple
And we can toast the fact we aint dead yet
I can't stop eating
Your hairline's receding
Soon there'll be nothing at all
So, you'll wear a wig
While i roast a pig
Hey! Pass that geritol
Glenn miller had class
That chubby checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe
Hip hooray!
You're timeless to me
Edna: You're like a broken down chevy
All you need is a fresh coat of paint
Wilbur: And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy
You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!
BOTH: Some folks don't get it
But we never fret it
'Cause we know that time is our friend
It's plain to see
That you're stuck with me
Until the bitter end
And we got a kid
Who's blowin' the lid
Off the turnblad family tree
Edna: You'll always hit the spot
Big shot!
You're timeless to me
Wilbur: You'll always be du jour
Mon amour
You're timeless to me
Edna: You'll always be first string
Wilbur: Ring-a-ding-ding!
Both: Youre timeless to me
Edna: Your timeless to me
Both: Youre timeless to me
Youre timeless
Too me!

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