It started when she called me and I was immediately lost.
Her voice sounded so tender and so gentle in my ears. (so tenderly)
She sent me a photo. My heart almost stopped.
She looked like a piece of Mettwurst, but a thousand times as beautiful.
I even wrote her a love letter on fax paper.
Twelve seconds later we were lovers.< br/>Elke - the fat Elke
We met in a terraced house.
She looked much, much fatter than in the photo.
I hugged her, i.e. me I tried it.
I fell into her support tights like I was falling into a ravine.
It's a real chunk, three meters in cubic capacity.
It looks like turkey breast with cucumbers in jelly.
Elke - the fat Elke (2x)
I had dinner with Elke, very chic by candlelight.
I ate a little tofu, she ate a whole pig (a whole pig).
Elke is so cute. Elke is my crush.
In the summer she provides shade. In winter she gives bowels.
She has grandchildren who weigh a hundred pounds. She's incredibly fat.
The other day I climbed her without an oxygen device.
Elke - the fat Elke (2x)
I called her my hippopotamus, only in jest of course.
Yes I broke her big fat heart with it.
She died from it, my sweet little darling.
I couldn't bury her because...
On (on) - that (the) - cemetery (cemetery) -
was (was) - no (no) - place (place) - for (for)- Elke.
No place for the fat Elke.
Elke - the fat Elke
Bela go faster!

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