Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
Her head was shaped
Like a baseball bat,
And right on top
Was a funny old hat
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
She had two hair un her head
One was alive
And the other was dead.
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
She has two eyes in her head
One was purple and the other was read.
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name her
She has two teeth in her mounth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
Her neck was a Long
As a ten foot pole
And right in the middle
Was a big. Black bow
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
Her hips were like
Two ships in port
One headed south,
And the other headed north
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
Her feet were as flat
As a bathroom mat,
How did they ever
Get like that.
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.
But she had a heart
So i'm told
That was made of pures gold.
Katalina Matalina
Upsidina walkadina
Hoca poca loca
Was her name.

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