[Intro:]
Look, splash! Likes: The splash! Mag is the only goddamn fucking online presence that recognizes Edgar Wasser, dude. If you ask them all, they'll tell you he's the next goddamn Messiah, dude. Here! Look, my feet flow more than Edgar Wasser
[Verse 1:]
Turn off your cell phone - the show begins
See how the bony fingers hold the microphone umschlingâ
Even if it's not true
It has been in my press release for about four years that I would be the next big thing
âFake it till you make it, says my manager in English
Take a look at the sales figures, go home and hang yourself!
I'll perform for him at the funeral
âThanks for being there, guys! Now comes the last song!â
Come on, arms in the air again, make some noise now!
We're putting the whole performance online - at splash! Like
Do you remember how I did an interview like that?
And then thought to myself: “I don't want to. Let's
It's better not to bring it outâ. It's not my thing.â
How I wrote a bit on Facebook with Julian Gupta
and back and forth until he said at some point:
âOkay, it doesn't matter. But we won't be reporting about you in the future, okay?â
And I'm like, âYes.â
What an irony of fate, huh?
That you're at the funeral right now!
In difficult times we just shake hands with each other
In the end we're all the same: one soul, one spirit
One scene, one Part â our press against RTL 2!
Our press against everyone: Die Zeit, the Frankfurter Allgemeine
Against Neon, the Vice
We are the JUICE, the Backspin, the splash! Mag, rap.de
MeinRap, 16bars, Hiphop.de, RapUpdate
We are one big, happy family
Anti-Woody Allen: Nobody fucks with the family!
The wedding guests see the coffin go into the ground
I shed a tear and take a photo for the Facebook page

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