Ow!
Ah! Yes.
You say that one and one make two
But how am I supposed to love you?
When everything you say is untrue
And the rumours stick to me like glue
There ain't no doubt about it
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
Come on!
Now you tried to you made a fool out of me
You know you're barking up the wrong tree
But one day soon I'm going to be
At your door saying Open Sesame
Won't have to shout it
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit!
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
Come on!
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
Reach into those fun bags
Horseshit, Ah. Horseshit
Come on
I'll take you from riches to rags
Horseshit, Horseshit
It's what I do
Reach into your fun bags – tonight!
Horseshit, Horseshit
I'll take you from riches to rags
Now tell me true
Come on!
You're my lady
You know you like it, ha
I got to, I got to, I got to
Come on
Horseshit, horseshit…
It's horseshit!
Horseshit!
Horseshit!
Horse…shit!

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