[spoken] Were you disappointed that I didn't send you any lyrics? I immediately remedy this with a piece of classical music which was written in 1816 but talks about very current events, that is, it talks about the relationship between young men and young women. What happens nowadays? It happens that young women cage young men, wink at them while dancing to house music, lure these poor featherless beings, with lots of hair, but harmless and defenseless, into their mantis trap, and practically, after 15 days, after having sucked them every liquid, every mood, they practically put it in his ass, that's it...
And so we who experienced these things from the outside but also from the inside, I don't know if we understood, there was a double sense, we thought of compiling a cold sample of the phrases that these young women say to defenseless young men and we composed this piece which we entitled Risvolti psychological in the relationships from young men e young women
Him: We were engaged, poooooi, you left me, without giving plausible reasons...
Her: Noo...o...oooh..it's not true, you don't understand the feminine universe, my marked sensitivity, contrasts with your narrow-minded chauvinist materialism...
...nevertheless...
Him: Dear, I love you.
Her: I feel confused.
Him: Darling, I love you!
Her: I need to be alone for a bit.
Him: Darling, I love you!
Her: I've just come out of a three-year relationship with a guy.
Him: Dear, I love you!
Her: I don't want to feel tied down.
Him: Dear I love you!
(music...) (the moment of humor is needed)
Him: Stay at home.
Her: I want to be free.
Him: Go out with whoever you want.
Her: You never care about what I do
Him: I would like to feel your tits.
Her: You pig!
Him: I would never touch you even with a flower.
Her: Fennel!
Him: I take drugs, I swear, I hit children and I don't shit on you.
Her: I love you!
Him: I work my ass off for fourteen hours straight to support you and I shit on you.
Her: I'll leave you for a drug addict who doesn't do shit all day, who swears and beats children.
Him: I'm wearing gold...
Her: I have a desire for motherhood.
Him: I have a desire for fatherhood.
Her: Put on the goldone.
Him: Dear, I love you.
Her: I feel confused.
Him: Dear, I love you!
Her: I need to be alone for a while.
Him: Dear, I love you!
Her: I'm leaving a three-year relationship with a guy.
Him: Dear I love you!
Her: I don't want to feel tied down.
Him: Dear I love you!
(...young comedians...)
him: I'm staying at home.
She: You oppress me.
Him: I'm going out.
Her: This house is not a hotel.
Him: I put an ice cube dipped in Cointreau on your belly and then I fuck you blindfolded.
Her: I'm not a slut.
Him: So in the canonical position I am above you below?
Her: What a drag!
He: Said the cow to the mule...
Her: Your ass stinks today!
Him: The mule said to the cow...
Her: I just pooped...
Him: Darling, I love you.
Her: I feel confused.
/>Him: Darling I love you!
Her: I need to be alone for a bit.
Him: Darling, I love you!
Her: Brrr.. I'm getting out of a three-year relationship with a guy.
Him: Dear, I love you!
Her: I don't want to feel tied down.
Him: Darling I love you!
(...harg harg harg...)
Him: And now let's join our bodies in the supreme ecstasy that is typical of the idyll of love.
Her: No, because when I was 13 my cousin showed it to me and since then I've been traumatized but we can stay hugged all night without doing anything, it will still be beautiful...
Him: (I'll fuck you in the ass)
Her: (come on, be serious)
Him: Would you go out with me tomorrow night.
Her: I'm tired, maybe I already have another commitment.
him: Well, it's no big deal so I can see my friends.
Her: I'm free.
Him: Let's put it on sex.
Her: I need affection.
Him: Let's put it on affection.
Her: Let's call.
Him: I am as I am.
Her: Try to change.
Him: I have changed.
Her: You're not what you used to be.
Him: You belong to me.
Her: The uterus is mine!
Him: Here's the money for the fur.
Her: Here's your uterus!
Long live loveeeee!!!

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