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Arrivederci
I'mma leave before this battle begins
Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win
Iâll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
Iâll beat you so bad theyâll feel it in the next generation
So bring it on
Iâll whip you like a Klingon
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan
Iâve got a neck chop for Spock Iâll put my sword through Sulu
Check into a Priceline Hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu
Iâm the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth
I hear you call yourself an explorer
But Iâm just not having it
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited
Why donât you boldly go someplace youâve never gone before like India
Or any destination you actually set sail for
You spaghetti eating fuck
Howâs your spice rack doing?
Iâll be chilling in my spaceship
Have fun canoeing
You know rapping against you itâs not even fun
Itâs like somebody set your brains on stun
I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain
Iâll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!
Mr. Spock beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like itâs my job
Weâll see how Isabella likes my Captainâs log
Itâs Kobayashi for you, thereâs no way you could win
When your weak crew sees me approaching
Theyâll be like, dammit itâs Jim
Iâll double-fist-punch you, you slave making bitch!
Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge