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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
â⬠Cause the Q man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee
Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that you've become
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
â⬠Cause the Q man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self
All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest
I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isn't that enough?
You said that we'd never part
Oh, I was just kiddin'
You gave me your lover's vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now
You'd tell me you'd never stray
Well, that's â⬠cause we hadn't had sex yet
And then you just walked away.
Ain't I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you don't need to be a genius to see
That I was givin' you the yank yank
What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked
Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet
(What?)
â⬠Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
You promised me that you'd be true
Hey, to me you're just vagina number 602
Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
â⬠Cause the Q man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin' self
What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
You're the most insensitive man I've ever met
Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, I'm sorry
So how â⬠bout a hand job?
â⬠Cause the Q man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self
C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you
I'll buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
- Album:
- Miscellaneous
- Damnit Janet
- Family Guy: Stewie Six Pack
- Family Guy, Season 2
- Family Guy, The Best Of
- Family Guy, Saison 9 (Quebecois)
- Family Guy, Season 9
- Compilation
- Family Guy: Live In Vegas (Soundtrack from the TV Show)
- Christmastime Is Killing Us (from "Family Guy")
- All I Really Want for Christmas (from "Family Guy")
- Family Guy, Season 13 (subtitled)
- Family Guy, Season 12
- Family Guy, Season 13
- Family Guy, Season 8
- A Bag of Weed (From "Family Guy")
- Family Guy, Season 11
- Family Guy, Season 10
- Friendship Is the Best Thing Ever (From Family Guy)
- Family Guy, Season 14