[Verse 1]
[Edgar Wasser:] I would like to be Jesus
But with the respect factor of Mohammed:
Paint a caricature of me - I laugh and hug you tightly!
It's still the sarcastic idiot
I make critical performance art by watching porn
My talent is innate to me, Stiftung Warentest: Fucking awesome!
I'm smart, look at my high school grades
I'm just trying to feel something by being unemployed
[Fatoni:] Fuck atheists!
I would like to be like Mohammed: front me and from now on you will know a few Salafists
Everyone now knows what Chabos know -
I can tell you what they don't know: who I am
And I'm wondering what this shit is all about:
Over ten years on the mic, but still no success!
Man, I don't expect much anymore, but I still have a goal
- Screw hip-hop mags, I want to be on the cover of Mobil!
[Edgar Wasser:]The fact is, you can't even begin to hold a candle to me
Because I'm you Bite your hand off when you try to reach for your drink!
No matter what you say, I'm creative
And season my horse meat lasagne with ketamine!
I have - I have - I have style and that's it
I don't need stones, I'll throw my glass house at you!
People say I'm an introvert, but watch out:
Me I can open up too, look, I'm slitting my arm!
[Fatoni:] Yeah, I'm full of youthful recklessness -
That's actually cool, but now I'm almost thirty< br/>Shit, still super dense and broke
Other guys are sitting behind a desk now, you know?
Like with jobs or kids...
And I don't even know what a day of the week it is!
Shit! I see this picture online -
Are you getting old if you find out your ex is a milf?
[Hook]:
(Jesus come back to us!) Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
(Jesus wants to come back to us) Come back, come back, yo!
[Verse 2]
[Edgar Wasser:] Microphone check, one, two
I fell asleep
How can I still keep rapping?
I don't know, I think, maybe because I'm like the hottest guy!
And I believe this thesis could be true we agree
What? I don't have a narcissistic personality
Just a platinum Mastercard that I use to fool Africa - haha!
I'm Edgar Wasser: Everything I say has a deeper meaning
It's just me not entirely clear....
[Fatoni]: Check! I'm in group therapy
I say I'm not an addict
Because I don't make enough for it'
Take a sip of Jim Beam with a shot of amphetamine
Until I get a hangover like Jay-Z's mother!
I'm not giving in, man. I'm not the smart one here
I still have a cool saying - Rainer Brüderle
I go steep with my buddies - no homo
But I think these dogs are cool - no sodo!
[Edgar Wasser:]Ah yeah, I get upset about Facebook
And I get even more upset when no one likes it it clicks for me!
I'll remain a gangster, but also say that I'm only doing it
To do DJ Tomekk a favor
I'm awesome, my success is increasing
Like a National Socialist show of hands
You won't deny my talent
Instead, he'll hit you and give you a slap in the face!
[Fatoni:] Maybe I'm gradually getting too old for this Shit, honestly
Now I realize I'm embarrassed
When rappers talk about their penises when every girl knows it
Penistically speaking, no penis is that big like my penis!
Not even yours, no it doesn't work
No, not even in theory
I don't have a fetish! Well, I have a fetish:
A table with a fairy on it, you know? Fairy table!
[Hook]

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