We listen to the wrong songs and have the wrong friends
We go to the wrong clubs, we just like the wrong people
The wrong opinion
the wrong clothes
wrong decision
We don't give a shit, we give a shit, we give a shit
It all started in the delivery room
I was born without a lifestyle
That's it In hindsight, it's a big bummer because
Unfortunately there's no applause without the style
I didn't really care about the whole thing at the time
I turned around and took another nap
Well, huh I really shouldn't have done that
Because since then I've missed every cool event 100 of the time
Why is that the case? Nobody here knows for sure
I used to often think I was up A fashion show
I wanted to be like them, at the time I thought it was smart
Never works out, of course, but I wanted sexual intercourse
I was chronically sexually under-challenged
I thought football was A strange sport
I got sent off for it
I then understood what offside meant
The cool guys from the neighborhood formed a band
Electric guitar, bass and drums
I'll join in but first I'll learn an instrument?
Because I know that's exactly what suits you
and then the nonsense here would be worth it
The scale keep going, man, you can do it
loud but harmless like patron saint'
I blew into my saxophone all by myself
Refrain
I always listened to Walkman at parties
because they People around me didn't like my taste in music
I never went to raves, jams or the wellness club
I noticed strange everywhere with my Elvis look
All I wanted was naked women
/>a firm friend to lift up her t-shirt
All I found was sheer horror
a firm brace from the orthodontist
I was the megastar every time
in my new ones Things from C&A
I had no gang and no crew
no amusement and no rendezvous
I would love to be in bars with TV stars
sipping bubbly at a vernissage
That's a lot of fun bubbling in the glass!
Tomorrow everyone wants to know: Björn, how was it?!
Chorus
I used to be uncool because I was a hip hopper
Spà Before then I was an uncool hip hopper
Well, life wouldn't be nice if I was such a hot guy
with all the trimmings in designer streetwear
Unfortunately there's nothing, you can't pretend
It is what it is, don't win a flower pot
We come from Halstenbek, Pinneberg and Schenefeld
Unfortunately that was never the center of the scene world
/>all the wallflowers [rock rock on]
all the gray mice [rock rock on]
all the nerd corpses [rock rock on]
all the pimple eaters [rock rock on]
everyone ugly ducklings [rock rock on]
all left-handers [rock rock on]
all bedwetters [rock rock on]
and fat girls [rock rock on]< br/>Mama's boy [rock rock on]
Asparagus tarzan [rock rock on]
Beansticks [rock rock on]
Mouse milker [rock rock on]
Spectacled snakes [rock rock on]
Stayers [rock rock on]
all the scaredy-cats yeah [rock rock on]
and all the frighteners uuh [rock rock on]
Refrain

SUBMIT CORRECTIONS