What went wrong in my head?
How'd that other fellow wind up dead?
Who turned that shiny light on?
Why do I feel as if my brain is gone?
What did I come down here to find?
Remember beaming for an away mission
Dr. Noel was on my position
Did we once get freaky at a holiday party?
What could I do? She is such a hottie
What did I come down here to find?
Can't think for the dagger in my mind!
A crazy guy he pops out of a box
Takes out a couple red shirts, and he's subdued by Spock
Tried to strap him down and give him some medicine
But he just came to and started to get mad again
We got this call, and he turned out to be
this crazy escaped convict from Tantalus Penal Colony
From there things get fuzzy, and I can't get hold of Spock
Bones won't answer, and I think I'm in love with this she-doc
I'm in a lot of pain
And my head feels fuzzy
Hey there's that Doc Adams guy
Wait I can't see
What did I come down here to find?
Can't think for the dagger in my mind!

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