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Some people say that rappers donât have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (Weâre rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say weâre not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
Weâre vincible. (Weâre vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize Asshole
No one even mentions my casserole.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Hereâs a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladiesâ size
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Iâm not gonna wear a ladiesâ wetsuit Iâm a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small manâs wetsuit, please
Itâs my birthday, 2003
Waitinâ for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, âLetâs go into town,â
But theyâre all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, theyâre all in town
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
Theyâre all lined up to watch that movie
âMaid in Manhattan.â
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told youâre mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told youâve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called âhomoâ âcuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper
(Donât want to make a rapper cry then watch what you say)
Iâm crying tears of a rapper
(Pouring like the bullets of my AK)
Goldplated tears of a rapper
(These are the tears of a rapper now)
These are diamond tears of a rapper
(These are the bulletproof 24 carat gold tears â of a rapper)
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- Flight Of The Conchords
- The Distant Future
- Miscellaneous
- Folk The World Tour
- Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That) - Single
- The Complete Collection: Flight of the Conchords
- Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That)
- High on Folk (live in Edinburgh August 2003)
- Music From Season 1
- 2008-05-10: Michigan Theater, Ann Arbor, MI, USA
- Flight Of The Conchords (Standard DMD)
- World of Comedy Tour
- HBO One Night Stand
- Flight of the Conchords (BBC Radio Series)
- Terminal Sales, Volume 3: Happy Birthday to Me!
- Paste Magazine Sampler #43: June 2008
- Now Hear This! June 2008
- Promo Only: Modern Rock Radio, July 2008
- Mojo Presents: Sub Pop 300!