Frankie: (Snoring)
Je t'aime je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime
Oh mon amour
Frankie: Oh give over, do you know what time it is? It's half past 3! Now stop that, what's got into you? It's not Friday is it? Oh look cut that out, pull yourself together woman, and get back on your own side. I've got to be at the 1st tee at half past 6.
June: Oh Je t'aime je t'aime
Frankie: Speak English woman, whatever's the matter with you. Leave my staff alone. Look, If I go down, and make you a cup of cocoa, will you go back to sleep?
June: Je t'aime, mon amour.
Frankie: Oh all right then, don't go mad, 'cause I'm getting on a bit now. Hang on, wait a minute, I'll just put my glasses on. Oooh, they're nice. Where did you get those? Here, put that light out. What are you thinking of?
June: I want to look at you.
Frankie: Don't be disgusting, I knew I shouldn't have taken you to see Oh Calcutta!
June: Oh Oh
Frankie: Hold on, Wait for me! Wait for me! Here be careful, mind me cartilage. Oh, now look at what you have made me do. My foot's gone right through the sheet! Why don't you cut your toenails? Ooh, look at the size of that hole. You'll have to stich that up in the morning. I suppose you could send them back, they're still under guarantee.
June: Oh mon amour.
Frankie: It's no good, you'll have to start again.
June: Je t'aime je t'aime
Frankie: Oh dear, (snores)
June: Mon amour mon amour.
Frankie: Did you set that alarm?
June: Oh yes Oh yes.
Frankie: Because if you didn't and I I'm late I'll never get a game. They start teeing off before dawn.
June: Oh Maintenant.
Frankie: I went ‘round in 89 last week, not bad for a bloke with one arm. He's playing very well he is. Mind you, it was neck and neck until the 17th. Then I took a 7 iron, and got underneath it. ‘ere what are you doin'. Oh, heh, all right then. So, I gave it plenty of topspin, it hit the back of the green, dug in, and it came back you see. You're not listening. You wait until you want to tell me something now, you wait.
June: Oh, go to sleep!
Frankie: Yes, pardon?
June: I said, go to sleep!
Frankie: But I'm all wide awake now, I thought you wanted to
June: Well I don't now. Goodnight.
Frankie:, Well that's nice, oh yes, getting me all worked up.
June: Worked up? All you've been talking about is golf. Golf, Golf Golf.
Frankie: Well I thought you were interested?
June: Well I'm not. You're a bore, and I'm fed up with you. Goodnight.
Frankie: Ooh, what's happened to all this Je t'aime je t'aime.
June: I'm sick of the sight of you.
Frankie: That's charming, thank you, now it's coming out, and you'll be sorry you said that.
June: No I won't
Frankie: Yes you will mate!
June: I won't!
Frankie: You will.
June: I won't!
Ray: Oi!
Frankie: What!
Ray: If you two don't keep quiet, I'm getting out of this bed. I'm sleeping in the other room.
Frankie: Oh, I'm sorry Arthur. You see, you've woken Arthur up now.
June: Je t'aime je t'aime.
Frankie: You leave him alone Mavis, Mavis. We're off the tee at half past 6. Mavis!
June: Oh Je t'aime je t'aime.
Ray: Oooh Aaaaw
Frankie: That wasn't me, that was Arthur. Oooh, I think I'm going to beat him tomorrow. Well goodnight Arthur, goodnight Mavis.
June: Goodnight Frank, Oooh Je t'aime je t'aime. Tu vas, tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins
Tu vas et tu viens
Frankie: I'm going to sleep in the other room, she's such a terrible singer.

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