Dog tired, sleeping on the train
A couple of hours and we'll be home again
But a big man dressed in blue said
Hey, you lot, we want you
We had a drugs party in 526
The flick knives were all they found
Ross had lots of fun bending down
Stranded in the smoke, get out of that
Wilf, he's safe at home stroking his cat
Lumpyjack's fault, he wrote the note
Got drunk on the duty free, we got on the boat
Living in a cell really void of time
Offensive weapon, be in court by nine
Standing in a cloud of carbon monoxide
No need to run but a need to hide
The zap was the loudest thing I've ever heard
We're just trying to sleep and growing a beard

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