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Pat Robertson once said
Itâs a long downward slide
That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand, side by side
God I hope heâs right
Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do, something awful
Ducks, sex with ducks
Weâll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those webbed feet on my brain
Weâll find a pond, weâll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and weâll cuddle
Itâs a feeling I canât name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
Gonna wack that mallard til itâs feathers plume
Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
Ducks, sex with ducks
Weâll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
Weâll find a pond, weâll find a puddle
Iâll be the wind beneath your wings and weâll cuddle
Itâs a feeling I canât name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same