I saw you in a shop front yesterday
And I had to take you home
With your plastic arms and your shiny face
Hey man, you're looking cool
I dressed you up in silk and lace
And a pirate's hat and cape
Then we went down town
And danced the night away
People say you're just a fantasy
But they don't know how much you mean to me
People are cruel
And they call me a fool
But they don't understand
Sex dummy
I took you down to a disco bar
And they all thought I was weird
When we sat in the café drinking wine
They said I was a spacker
It's getting hard and I can't go on
Why won't they accept us?
I've got a good mind to blow them all away
People say you're a monstrosity
And everyone I meet is scared of me
They say I'm mad
But they're wrong and they're bad
They are all just jealous
Sex dummy
I took you round the back of the supermarket
Over by the disused factories and the high-rise tower blocks
Beneath the concrete underpass
You looked beautiful in the moonlight
Your plastic skin shining
Under your bright leather studded cowboy pants
I told you I loved you
And we made love in the car park
One last time up against the wall
Then I threw you on the skip like a load of old rubbish
I won't forget you, sex dummy
Then I sprayed myself in plastic
Now I really look fantastic
You may be gone
But I'll still carry on
Now I'm just like you
Sex dummy

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