KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
That's correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON
. .yeah
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your di*k and double click
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE

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