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What if Adam hadnât fancied women
What if Noah had built a leaky ark
What if Jesus had problems with his Father
What if Paul hadnât been that bright a spark
What if your Dad never knew your Mother
What if my folks had lived in Timbukto
What if you hadnât worn that little red dress
The night I first laid eyes on you
What if God never played with fire-crackers
What if Heaven was below and not above
What if Life never had a meaning
What if you and I never fell in love
What if Shakespeare had been slightly dyslexic
What if Newton hadnât seen that apple fall
What if Freud hadnât shared his little secret
What if Einstein had no sense of time at all
What if Iâd been too shy to pop the question
What if you didnât read between the lines
What if we hadnât spent that night together
On a blanket underneath the pines
What if God never played with fire-crackers
What if Heaven was below and not above
What if Life never had a meaning
What if you and I never fell in love
What if Bach couldâve hung out with the Beatles
What If Buffett had no wind in his sail
What if Randy Newman finally got some airplay
What if John Prine was still delivering mail
What if God never played with fire-crackers
What if Heaven was below and not above
What if Life never had a meaning
What if you and I never fell in lov