Jack wasn't in class, he got suspended again
He didn't even do it, it was one of our friends
So let's climb up in the suspended ceiling
Drop water down on all of their heads
Wreck all of the principal's meetings
They thought the roof was leaking
Because we were so sneaky
But then Matthew started sneezing
And we jumped down and ran like the wind
Like the wind!
Spence is so against us doing dangerous stunts
One of these days he said I've got to grow up
He talks like I've been going off the deep end
I just dove in from two stories up
So maybe tomorrow, maybe this weekend?
But I know what I'm doing
It's not something I'm proving
I think it's so amusing
To get him upset and riled up
Rile him up!
It's almost morning and I'm knocking on Jonathan's door
Bar didn't take my fake ID so I went to the store
Drank it in a library bathroom
Went up to the Observatoire
In the parking lot surrounded by raccoons
The stationary traffic
They're all killing themselves laughing
While I'm yelling and I'm thrashing
And tumbling down the mountainside home
Let's go home!

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