It’s deep underground
Past the bedrock
But don’t dig strait down
You’ll regret that
But now you feel brave
Equipped with your spade
To roam in these caves
Not looking for gold;
This stuff’s purple
Or so I’ve been told
By some people
I’ll find a few bricks
Where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks
This is all the prep that I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do
Moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the Nether
Ten blocks is the magical total
‘Cause that’s enough to build up my portal
Moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the Nether
Welcome to Hell
Weather’s great here!
So, put up a chair
Have a cold beer!
You can live by the sea;
So happy you’ll be;
With your cobblestone tree
The neighbors aren’t right,
They’re delicious!
We eat bacon all night,
It’s nutritious!
Hear all of them squeal
For the damage I deal
There’s plenty to steal
Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?
Glowstone’s all we need
To keep things bright
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You’ll love it in the Nether.
Don’t expect to see any creepers;
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You’ll love it in the Nether.
You’ve gotta know
You have to fight
Learn to play, there’s mobs but it’s not night.
A wooden sword won’t do it;
They’re gonna blast right through it!
If you got a potion, use it!
So watch your back,
I wont warn you twice!
Fight the Ghast;
Ooooooooh!
Make me cry!
They’ll shoot the ground around you
Make a hole to fall through
You know you’re probably gonn-ooh
Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through
Won’t believe a word when I tell you
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether!
Can’t believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I’d better come and rejoin you,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether!
([Lewis] Source: LYBIO.net
“That’s it!
I’m sick of this place!
It sucks!
It’s too hot,
It never rains,
I’m sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty, flithly and on fire!
I’m absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm, I-I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep ‘n’ stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again….
Bye!”)

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