I was sitting on the Tube today
on the journey over here
I was bored and playing on my phone
when I had a good idea.
Get some wood and get some? blocks
Get some paddles made of glass
Put them all on top one another in the garden
Tie this jump rope onto the swings
and make a massive catapult
You get the pigs, I'll get the birds
Let's play Angry Birds
It turns out that playing Angry Birds
in real life is nowhere near as fun
as I have thought it would be
It gets rather messy
Most of them went into the neighbor's garden
Some of them splattered on their house
You get the bin bags, I'll get the spade
Best clean up these birds
Wait a minute, where did you get those pigs from?
Where did you get those pigs from?
How did you make them green?
Best clean up these pigs.

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