Alright everybody
This guy's gonna sing a song for us!
When Christian scribes revised the Bible
Ever wise, they devised the blood libel
Oh, I've heard of that!
And anyone who doesn't think it's true
Has never tasted Christian babe au jus
Of all the rituals that make our Hebrew hearts tick
There's a particular trick we find the most cathartic
Circumcision's not the one
Nor the bacon that we shun
Nor the usury we practice just for fun
It's when we raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
What do Christians feed their babes to make em taste so good?
There's never been a beverage more misunderstood
Than delicious, nutritious Christian baby blood
L'chaim!
More refreshing than Botox or a facelift
Is a hearty stein of Christian baby platelets
We gather lots of Christian tykes
Then we picks the ones we likes
And we drain each tender vein and shout
Hurrah!
That's how we raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
We'd bottle the blood of every Christian toddler if we could
We've drunk the waspy baby hemoglobin since the flood
It's euphoric, non-caloric
It's Christian baby blood
L'chaim!
For a Jew to be true to the Talmud
For the tribe he must imbibe a bit of baby blood
Jewish babies are too pricey
Buddhist babies are too spicy
Muslim babies are too dicey
And the Scientologist babies have no blood
But you don't have to be a kike to take a swig, sir
Anyone can partake of this elixer
Find yourself a Christian tot
With a boo-boo on his butt
And before it starts to clot
Hold your lips up to the spot
Then pour a shot
Down the hatch
Down the hatch
Hatch, hatch, hatch
Let's all now raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
What's in Christian mothers' tits to make it taste so good?
No plasma's as orgasmic for the kosher vampirehood
Beautiful
So we knock past the lips and drink Christian baby blood
Yes, we knock it past the lips and drink Christian baby blood
Forever knockin' back the lips and drink Christian baby blood
Heideldy didledy di
L'chaim!

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