So you're goin out, What's it all about?
Tell me, what you gonna wear?
No mini-skirts or cleavage
Cover that rump or you ain't goin nowhere
I need names, numbers
Wanna know who's all part of your crew
Better not be any dope or booze
Cuz then you deal with you know who
Everybody's sayin that it's gonna be fine
But they're not livin in a house like mine
(Chorus)
So come a little bit closer now
And welcome to my family
Can't you see me standin here
With my head spinnin round?
But c'mon, there ain't nothin in this world
Like raising teenage girls
Don't get arrested, pregnant, addicted
Please, to anything at all
First base, second base, I don't care what base
You give me a call
Well if you only knew what Daddy used to do
Hehe - I had a nice run
Look at me now, all gross somehow
I ain't got time for fun
Everybody's sayin that it's gonna be fine
But they're not dealin with kids like mine
(Chorus)
You're on your WHAT?!?
Woah, yea, no... I can't help ya
Knock, knock - boy at the door
Wanna knock him to the floor
So sorry, can't come in
She doesn't live here anymore
I don't like your face, clothes or hair
What's goin on up there??
I know your parents, where you live
And guess what - I don't trust you kid
Everybody's sayin that it's gonna be fine
But they're not livin in a house like mine
(Chorus)
They're all just makin me crazy now
And welcome to my family
Can't you see they got me runnin all over town
But c'mon, I wouldn't change it for the world
I love my teenage girls

SUBMIT CORRECTIONS