Women 1
I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck.
But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.
Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill,
But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill.
If I were a stud.
Women 1
If I were a babe.
The kind of guy girls love.
Women 1
The kind of girl guys crave.
My breasts would be rounder.
My pex would asound her.
Women 1
My legs would be longer.
My buns would be stronger.
Women 1
My locks would be flowing
My chest hair would be showing.
Women 1
My hips would be slimmer.
My butt would just simmer.
Oh oh oh
Women 1
I'm gonna go up and seduce him.
Oh oh oh
She'll be begging me for more.
Oh oh oh
Women 1
Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.
Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!
A stude
Women 1
A Babe
She'll love.
Women 1
He'll crave
Oh oh oh
If I were a...
(dialogue)
Julie, I'm not stud.
Women 1
I'm not a babe.
I'm not a guy girls love.
Women 1
Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.
Really?
Women 1
I'm awkward and whiney
My biceps are tiny
Women 1
I'm not to athletic
My clothes are sinthetic
Women 1
My nails are all chewed off
My hair is all glued on
Women 1
My hips are all gulpy
Well mine are real lumpy
Oh oh oh
Women 1
Every night I'm always snoring.
Oh oh oh
Yea my feet can really stink
Oh oh oh
Women 1
Yea I'm homely and I'm boring
Well let me buy you one more drink
Women 1
No stud
Women 1
No babe
I love
Women 1
I crave
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

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