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I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you
You're all I want, you're all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle 'till we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My dick!
Dick: (Joey:)
I like being with you
(I like being with you)
And you like being with me
(You like being with me)
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my dick!
Joey: (Dick:)
We'll stick together
(We'll stick together)
Fight through thick and thin
(Fight through thick and thin)
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win
Joey: (Dick:)
Any girl that's out there
(Any girl that's out there)
Any girl at all
(Any girl at all)
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!
(Spoken) Hey! Watch out with that joke. It's an antique!
People say, how do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my dick!
Joey: (Dick:)
Yeah, there she is
(Oh, I see her)
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants
(Yeah, keep going!)
And we're doing a sexy-time dance!
She's running her hands
Down my underpants
Buddy this is our chance!
(Spoken) Joey!
People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
Joey: (Dick:)
It's me and my dick
(I like being with you)
It's me and my dick
(We'll stick together)
It's me and my dick
(Spoken) Hey, man...
It's me and my dick!