We're going back to the past
Like it was happening now
But these events happened back then
Not actually now
Am I making any sense when I'm mapping this out?
It's the pre-sequel dumbass, you getting it now?
I'm the borderlands king, only lacking a crown
Question my intention and i'll smack you around
Even before I was bad I always had the renown
If you don't know about me then get to asking around
Super fly, got my head in the clouds
I rock the whole damn planet
When I'm slamming the ground
The limits the sky in low gravity town
But all these goddamn Kragons
Keep on dragging me down
Handsome Jack is back in the house
Oh, so much cash, I'm stacking it out
Yo, where's the loot? I'm tracking it now
You got a question for God?
You can ask him yourself
You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
You'd better know when you come into town
It's a dog-eat-dog kinda life we live
That's why you never let your guard fall down
Sleep with one eye open boy
Or you'll never wake up again
If you find good loot, then get ready to shoot
Cuz in the borderlands you have no friends
With action skills, your ass, i'll kick
Fact: if you don't get back, i'll crack my whip
Beware my airborne drones
Cuz they have some tricks
I'll use my shield better than
Captain America ever did
I keep the streets clean in the Borderlands
I mean, I'm three fourths beast and a quarter man
By the time your body hits the floor, you're dead
And with my team of four, your getting cornered man!
Wilhelm, hardcore cyborg enforcer
Leave it up to Nisha to keep the law and order
Athena is the gladiator of sorts
And don't judge claptrap just because he's shorter
You got a plan? because you can't afford to
Stand against the crew puttin' you through torture
Elemental damage - my buttslam will torch ya
I was getting sorta bored of old Pandora
Don't need to warn you that around every corner
Waits another hostile attack
And need I remind you keep an eye out behind ya
Or you'll find a knife in your back
Only reason why you're never satisfied
With the gun that you got in hand
You know that soon in time
Your gonna come to find one
That's better than all the rest
You'd think I'd have wings, acrobatic in action
Stacks of swag from all the
Vaults I've been cracking
Decking out my weapons with
These cryogenic attachments
Freeze your ass, then you're gonna
Shatter like glass, bitch!
I'm kinda like a psychotic gun lover
Singlehandedly run into battle uncovered
Beat your ass faster than a master nun-chucker
With the latest laser guns, pew pew motherfucker!
No matter how I fall i'll land on my feet
I got my awesome Oz kit making gravity weak
By the end of this rap
I'll have you tapping your feet
After Claptrap drops a fat Claptrap beat
You talk the talk (talk the talk)
And you walk the walk (walk the walk)
But better watch yourself out here boy
It's dog-eat-dog
When you see my gun
You're gonna wanna run but
I'll make sure you stop in place
Right before you die
I'm gonna blow your mind
When you hear me drop that base

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