John Valby
beauty and the beast
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Tale as old as times
True as it can be
You're in your room alone, then you tap a bone, unexpectately
Just a little twitch, small to say the least
Although it isn't planned, you find you're favourite hand
Wrestling with the beast
Her crotch is all this time
Dry as it can be
You can win a bet, the only time it's wet, is when she takes a pee
Smells just like a carp, recently deceased
I should've stayed at home, and rabbit punched my bone
Wrestling with the beast
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- American Troubadour
- Bootleg Valby
- Butt Seriously Folks
- Double Valby
- Double-D CD
- Greatest Tits
- Half in the Fuckin Bag
- LIVE from Jackinsack, New Jersey
- Super Pixies
- The "Not Yet On CD" CD!
- WWW.VALBY.CUM
- Compact Dirt Digital Ditties
- Valby Rocks
- Double-D
- John Valby: Greatest Hits
- American Troubador
- John Valby Coming Soon On a Face Near You
- Operation: Fuck Iraq
- The “Not Yet On CD” CD
- The Old Fart Cuts Another One