Im pretty proud of it, but i aint really braggin'
This one time I took a shit in the back of a paddywaggon
Just to piss 'em of, i made a mess of course,
to send a message to these whores cuz they used excessive force (FUCK)
You should've seen them when they opened up the doors,
I painted the walls, and painted the floor
nothing to loose, i knew that i was headed to the slam,
then i heard 'this fucker shit himself!' come over to the scanner!
The cop uncuffed me, and said i was lucky
Then he put an X on my file, like David Duchovny
And stuck me in a cold cell for a week
They tried to get me to confess, but I said 'I aint tryin to speak!
Without my lawyer present, cuz i know my motherfuckin rights!
Then he said 'you listen here buddy the police are always right
We got witnesses to testify, and place you at the scene
I said 'Fuck you, fuck your witnesses this kid i clean!

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