Jonah I'm confused.
Yeah what's your deal, why don't you shave?
Yeah, yeah, that too,
but I though giant monsters came from Japan, not Denmark.
Well, Asia clearly has the most monster credibility,
but there's a beautifully diverse array
of global monsters all over the planet!
Ehhh, explain
Preferably through rap!
Oh, alright if you insist
Reptilicus is silly but he really illustrates
The great array of monsters all over the place
Not just in Japan, but across the planet
And A-to-Z gamut—a gargantuan panoply
Example, please?
Well, name a land
Belize
Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis
See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo
In Belize they believe in him
They're not afraid to say so
Scotland?
Nessie's livin' up in a loch
How 'bout Poland?
A scary scarecrow named Bubak
Huh; so... it's not just Godzilla?
Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'
Tom...
Sorry, Crow
Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go?
Every country has a monster
They're afraid of in their nation
Every monster has a country
Yeah, a station they call their home
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben
What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?
Was it in Tibet?
I bet he met a yeti
Australia?
There, drop bears will impale ya
Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia
Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico
Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo
Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
I know I don't want to die
But when I do, he'll be the guy
So, Crow?
Servo?
Ready to go?
Start slow
Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg
Who's actually the size of Luxembourg
He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg
Because he is the size of Luxembourg
What?!?
Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun
Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common
You bots got the hang of it
The song's really kickin'
CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!
And by that I mean Jiufeng and Peng,
giant Chinese birds, and one of them turns into a fish. Anyway...
Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou
Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu
Now you guys realize the surprising size
Of all the worldwide daikaiju
Every country has a monster
They're afraid of in their nation
Every monster
(Sasquatch!)
Has a country
(That's Canada!)
Yeah, a station they call their home
(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)
Every country
(Scandinavia!)
Has a monster
(Kraken!)
They're afraid of
(Kinga!)
In their nation
(Moon 13!)
Every monster has a country
Yeah, we've got movie sign

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