Princeton?
Listen buddy, nobody's seen you for two weeks.
What's up with that?
I went to work for a temp agency
and they fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my cards.
I'm two months behind in rent.
I totally messed up my personal life.
Oh and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose!
Alright get off your ass and stop worrying
everyones getting together to mess around the city today
Have fun.
When I say everyone that includes you!
There is life outside your apartment.
I know it's hard to conceive
but there's life outside your apartment
and you're only gonna see it if you leave
There is cool shit to do
But it can't come to you
And who knows dude you might even score
There is life outside your apartment
but you've got to open the door
No thanks I'm stayin' in
Don't tell me I gotta force you
Alright everybody he's resisting
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outisde your apartment
There's a pigeon squashed on the street
There is a girl passing by
No I think it's a guy
And a homeless man who only wants to buy something to eat
Sorry can't help you
We could go to the zoo
Pick up girls at NYU
We could sit in the park smoking pot
or not
There is life outside your apartment
Well I guess I'll give it a shot
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There is life outside your apartment
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There is life outside your apartment
I'm gonna jump
Don't do it
There is cool shit to do
There is cool shit to do
But it can't come to you
But it can't come to you
So come on!
Get outta the way asshole
Fuck you!
There is life outside your apartment
Though you never know
What's around the bend
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend
catcall
Take her home to see your apartment
Do you wanna feel special?
Special
I can see that you do
Well I can make you feel special
Special
If you let me feel you
She'll me feel you
Where's your pad?
Not too far
We could call you a car
We'll be fine thank you cya ya
Hope you don't get gonorrhea
There is life outisde your apartment
But now it's time to go home
There is life outside your apartment
It's time to go home
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
But now it's time to go home
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