While I was walking
With a paranoid strut
Like a pet dangling from a leash
I thought I heard footsteps
from behind but
it was just my imagination
I was made a fool
in the diner last night
Peeking out from behind my menu
Sniffing all my food
And the coffee I was drinking
When everyone's against you
Paranoia's just good thinking
I don't know
what made me feel this way
Guarded apprehension
on a partly cloudy day
She made me nervous
I can only guess why
Maybe these words
She said as she passed by
With my little eye
Something that begins with U
You make me laugh
And you make me cry
That's why I'm gonna have
to kill you
She's quite an expert of ink blot art
Looks like elephants making love
in a fountain
On the slag heap
Of the obsessed and deranged
She's definitely queen
of the mountain
And she keeps calling me Levi
And God knows why
She's got me mistaken
For some other weird guy
I'm an innocent victim
Suppose its too late
I'll just give myself up
And ask her on a date
I could do better
I know in my heart
Than to step out in the night
With this psycopathic tart
I'm the envy of all of the fellas
The snarl on her face
makes the whole world jealous
Well I spy
with my little eye
Something that begins with U
You make me laugh
And you make me cry
That's why I'm gonna have
to kill you
Well I spy
with my little eye
Something that begins with U
You make me laugh
And you make me cry
That's why I'm gonna have
to kill you

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