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Hello, and welcome, to the first general meeting of the MONSTERS ANONYMOUS
Hello my name is T-Rex
I think Iâve got a complex
I always want to smash the duplex.
Hello my name is Loch Ness
Iâve been living in the darkness
I wonât bore you with my regrets
Hello I am a Cyclops
I think Iâm losing my chops
Iâm addicted to my eyedrop
Iâm Frankensteinâs creation
And hereâs my explanation
Why Iâm bad at pro-creation
My nuts are in my neck
Iâm the monster under your bed
Iâm hungry Iâve not been fed
Maybe Iâll eat your head
Hi Iâm the Minotaur
For three thousand years or more
One/nil has been the score
Hello I am a Giant
If youâre wondering where your car went
Go look in my footprints
Finally daylight has come
Donât blink your eyes or itâs gone
You better run
Thank you for attending the first general meeting of the MONSTERS ANONYMOUS.